watch it all slip away.

Hello Slop Enjoyers! You can never have enough slop! 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦.

By popular demand, this page curates some truly great websites on the internet which are fairly rare and obscure.

You may think you know these names, but you
don't
really
know
them.
Not like I do, anyway.
You've never really spent any time in
these places

these places which hold no memories

.
And that's how it should
be.And that's how it should be.

Reddit dot com

I GET ALL MY POLITICAL OPINIONS FROM HERE

Delicious sour candy with subtle notes of Red 40. Radioactive waste gradually pumped into the recipe. Barely noticeable and goes down smooth. Death of Consensus Reality: 8/10 Groupthink: 10/10 Addictiveness: 8/10

Youtube dot com

Red and meaty, Youtube videos still can be savory and filling. But algorithms are not interested in nutrition. Memories of high quality video essays in 2016 fuel devouring of dessicated crumbs of a long dead era, imagining rich steak as they choke on the expired, diseased flesh of a much different creature.

Instagram Reels

Can you taste racism? Somehow, Instagram reels accomplishes that. Depending on who you are, the variety of tastes are saccharine-sweet to succulent shards of broken glass. Despite the pain, it's too addicting to put down. Refreshing! Masterclass in mindless self-punishment.

Twitter dot com

Zero-calorie soda that you pretend is just as good as drinking water. When it comes to parasocial indulgences, you aren't left lacking in self-deception.

Honorable Mentions...

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