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"While England endeavors to cure the potato-rot, will not any endeavor to cure the brain-rot, which prevails so much more widely and fatally?” - Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854

Don't you love it when people suggest, just set limits on screen time? My guy. If I hit my screen limit, I mindlessly go into the screen limit app and turn the screen limit off. Every time. Behold.

You could not even aspire to my level of brainrot. I am ascended. Every minute, 500+ hours of content are uploaded on Youtube. I consume them all.

Enjoy the fruits of our age. Consume mindlessly. Leave no trace on this world. I won't judge. I hope my weird cringey nonsense genuinely resonates with your little twisted soul. If that's what you want. Is that what you want?

If one part of this silly website can be serious, let it be this - Millions are rotting against their will. Abandoning their dreams to dust. I don't think this is "cute" or a "trend". This a crime against humanity.

Attention is all you have, spend it wisely.
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